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George: Condi, Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I
have the report here about the new leader of China.
George:
Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: HU is
the leader of China.
George:
That’s what I want to know!
Condi: That’s
what I am telling you.
George:
That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I
mean the fellow’s name!!!
Condi: HU.
George: The
Guy in China?
Condi: HU.
George: The
new leader of China.
Condi: HU.
George: The
Chinaman!!!
Condi: HU is
leading China.
George: Now
fuckker whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m
telling you HU is leading China.
George: Well,
ok I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s
the man’s name.
George:
That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will
you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes,
Sir!
George:
Yassir?? Yassir Arafat is China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then
who is in China?
Condi: Yes,
Sir!!
George:
Yassir???
Condi: No,
Sir.
George: Look,
Condi! I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE NEW LEADER OF CHINA! Get me the
Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No,
thanks.
Condi: You
want Koffi?
Geortge: NO.
Condi: You
don’t want Kofi?
George: No.
But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me
the U.N.
Condi: Yes,
Sir!
George: Not
Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?!
George: MILK.
Will you please make a call?
Condi: And
call who?
George: Who
is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: HU is
the guy in China!
George: Will
stay out of China!!!?
Condi : Yes,
Sir.
George: And
stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: All
right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks
up the phone)
Condi: Rice,
here.
George: Rice?
Good idea! And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the
guy in China and the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food
in the Middle East?
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